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[Valentinez, Alkalinella Xifax]

I'm walking down the street of Magnolia Town minding my business, for once. The weather is fairly good today, not too cold and not too hot. My cloak flutters in the air as the wind breezes through. I'm wearing black combat gloves over my hands to cover up my guild tattoo mark. As I walk through the street, I let out a few grunts because I'm still recovering from injuries. Recently, I've kidnapped a naive girl, but her boyfriend came in and ruin the fun.

I'm meeting someone from my guild who is around the same age as me, but I haven't seen her in a while. She forgot to mention the meeting site, but knowing her some sort of candy store. As walk down the street, I cam across a woman with a baby in a stroller. I take off my good and put on my fake face. The face that I used to interact with people who have no idea what kind of world I come from. As expected, she gives me a friendly greeting.

“Hello good sir, good day isn't it?” Without making a scene, I greet her back. “It's absolutely perfect!” I take a look at her, and she seems fairly wealthy. She has an expensive watch over her wrist and fine jewelry over her neck. I look down at her baby and sees he's eating candy with a milk bottle besides him. “What an adorable little baby you have!” This comment brightens the woman up and she begins to rant on and on and on about how awesome her baby is.

While she's talking nonsense, I move my hands in quick action that's too fast for the human eye. The baby begins to cry and I move on. “I better go, I have a friend to meet.” Dumb bitch, not only did I steal her jewelry, but I also stole the candy from the baby. Once I am a good distance from her, I chew on the candy and swallow it. I pull out the milk bottom and take the lid off and drink it to wash down the candy. “Now where is she...”

[★Cherry Chiffon★]

 Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring!

 Magnolia was boring!

 It was home of the Fairy Prudes and the city was so prim and proper because of it that Cherry absolutely wanted to barf. No one was having any fun! People were laughing, but at mundane things like little kids running around and playing or stupid jokes that only a goat would find funny - not being a goat, she didn't really find anything amusing in the jokes. 

 Or Magnolia.

 But! Zenos was supposed to be around somewhere, and he was always fun to hang around with.

 Now with a skip in her step, Cherry hummed to herself as she made her way down the street, oblivious to the people the gave her strange looks at seeing a girl of her age skipping along like a child. Hyper as always, she barely slowed even after she had covered a good stretch of Magnolia before finally spotting the man that she was looking for.

 Bounding towards him, she let out an excited squeal like sound of delight. "Zenos! Cherry has been looking everywhere for you!"[/span] She exclaimed, throwing her arms around his shoulders - which required her to jump, given how short she was and how tall he was. "Cherry is bored. This place sucks." She frowned, making a face of disgust and letting her arms go lax around him, the tips of her toes touching the ground once more before she released him completely to prop her hands on her hips. "Why are we even here?"

[Valentinez, Alkalinella Xifax]

As I get in lost in thought while staring towards the ground, a high squeal out of nowhere breaks me out of my trance. I look up from the ground to see what the hell that was. “Huh?” Just before I can react to anything, a short girl out of nowhere jumps and embraces me out of nowhere. Apparently Cherry has looked all over for me. I almost lose my balance and takes a couple of steps back in reaction before letting herself down gently.

Cherry makes a frown while disgusted because apparently this city is boring and it sucks. I cross my arms over my chest and stand up straight perfectly up. Cherry hit some of my injuries but I'm not going to let her aware of it. “Hmp, oh not a lot.” I let out a small grin while proud of my deed, despite how it worked out for me. “Just kidnapping stupid girls and torturing them. If you had made it on time, you could of had fun too. There was knives and blood everywhere!”

“However, I don't plan to leave you out on anything.” I dramatically raise my arms out in the air, purposely show casing myself. “Cuz I, Zeno's Cero, a certified G and a bone a fide stud! Has something fun for us!” Apparently this is drawing attention to others, but I ignore them. After all, it's something I'm used to and do all the time. I point out towards Fairy tail guild while having a huge grin on my face. “Cherry,” I say while looking back at her. “How about we make something burn?”

[★Cherry Chiffon★]

 "Ahhhh, nooo!" She whined as he revealed that she had missed the fun part. Her fingers wound into her hair, giving it a slight tug as she gave an exaggerated frown. "Cherry had a sugar crash and got slowed down..." Sticking out her bottom lip in a pout, the pink haired girl gave an over dramatic sigh that came to abrupt halt when he started gesturing around and assuring her that they would have their own fun. When he pointed, she turned, making a face as soon as she realized what he was pointing at. "Ew, look at it. Even their building looks self righteous."" Pinching her nose as though she smelled something awful, Cherry turned her gaze back to Zenos, her hand falling away at his bold declaration.
 
 "Do you mean it, Zenos?" She beamed, jumping up and down in her place a few times, as hyper as ever. "Oooh Cherry is excited for this~" She sang the words, clapping her hands together as she started to heard towards the Fairy Tail building, once more basically skipping along as she hummed a short lived tune to herself. "Ahh, but Cherry's magic doesn't do so well in the heat... Ah well. Fun is fun!" Meandering towards Fairy Tail, she glanced towards Zenos excitedly, like a child being taken for ice cream, completely oblivious to all of the stares that they were receiving.