The Killing Joke[Missiong/Plot]

[Eternal Mage, Aether.]

Name: The Killing Joke
Rank: C
Posts Limit: 3
Objective: More or less a badge of honor for the guild members. You mission is to get into the Adonis asylum and stay there for a few days as a patient. Once you have been there for a few days you're to break out while trying to keep your insanity intact.
Reward: 300 jewels
Exp: 40 exp.

While it is true, Ender don't normally do these kinds of missions. Sure, he does prank missions and easy missions. They're easy money so it was more of a why not kind of job. Phoenix even did some loans shark missions and so forth. However, this kind of mission was different normal missions. It was a mission of him turning himself in and then break out. While a chance of never being able to make it out. However, everyone did this mission is almost everyone in the guild. They wouldn't shut up about it and calling Phoenix names for not doing it. Normally, they don't have the balls, but even Shiva does it

Now that's another story. So, he turned himself in and have acted pretty nutty in court during the trial. So, instead of jail it was the asylum for Phoenix. He wasn't very comfortable this at all. The people around him were actually insane and unpredictable. So, his life was also in danger here. The people here all ugly to Phoenix and disgusting. On his first day there he had to wear their clothing. His powers were restricted with a seal they placed onto him. The air chilly from the air condition.

[Eternal Mage, Aether.]

The lights were bright and very early in the morning. They made everyone gets up at Eight am in the morning. Phoenix was already wanting to get out, but to remove the seal they placed onto him was going to take sometime. Making it right now being impossible to do. Phoenix room was a single room and had nothing to say anything about it. Just had a bed, a dresser, and a bathroom. He had the room to himself, but sooner or later he would get a roommate seeing there was an empty bed in the room that was unused. Phoenix walked out of the room whiles yawning to himself.

Hating the bright lights and chilly air. Around him were a few people who clearly insane and some who appeared to be normal. One, of the patients who sit at a table and seemed to be talking to herself. A big of a conversation at that. Another man was playing at a ping pong table by himself. He was an older man and seemed normal. However, here appearance will tells lies. On the sofa was a man in a straightjacket who seemed to be laughing at himself or something. Phoenix wasn't sure exactly why he was laughing, but he rather didn't want to know.

[Eternal Mage, Aether.]

There was other playing with one another in cards. Phoenix wasn't sure what to do so he sat by the person who was talking to himself. The person didn't react to him, but ignore him while she kept talking. The conversation didn't make much sense to Phoenix at all. "So, what your in for," Phoenix asked in attempt to get her attention. Again, she didn't seem to be willing to reach. "May I ask what kind of conversation you're having and can I be invited?" Still she didn't want to respond to him. A man dressed in white came into the room and started told everyone to meet on the sofa for some talk.

Phoenix had no other choice, but to sat down at the meeting. He listened to some of them talk about their problems. The women who had a conversation with herself apparently hear that voices. She seems to struggle with learning to shut them out and would take years to control. The man in the straightjacket was just plain batshit. Everything he had said made no sense at all. The man was playing ping pong seemed perfectly normal in the meeting. However, suddenly he looked at Phoenix and charged at him.

Taking Phoenix off guarded as he puts his hands around Phoenix neck and tries to choke him. Once Ender realize what going on. He grabbed the man head and toss it his knee to pull him off him. Guards quickly rush into the room and take him away as he laugh at everyone. The doctor rushed over to Phoenix. "Are you OK? Sorry, normally he's not like that so we assume he didn't need the straightjacket" the doctor explained to Phoenix. Phoenix rubbed his neck and start breathing normally after choking for a few seconds. "I'll be alright. If not, then what am I doing in Adonis," Phoenix replied with his casual grin.

The doctor checked out just in case. "Just rest now and we're going to skip this morning meeting." Phoenix walked over to his room and lay down. Doing what the doctor had said and rest. He doubted that they will care if he takes a nap after that. So, he shut his eyes and falls to sleep. However, while sleeping he had weird dreams. Dreams that were not even close to normal. He dreamed of being abused as a child, but he was never abused. He could feel the pain of being beaten to half to death. As he awakens up the pain was gone, but he still remember the pain from it.

As he awakens up he left the room. Feeling dizzy and could barely walk straight for a moment. However, that feeling soon passed. It was lunch time apparently and Phoenix missed breakfast. He didn't care though. The lunch food was normal food. Not exactly something to fill him up. However, the food wasn't all that bad and tasted better then he expected. The people around seemed more insane then before that was possible while some who were normal, seemed more normal? He wasn't sure, but he figure it was because he still sleepy from his nap.

Not long afterwards another meeting came up and Phoenix this time had gotten the first chance to talk. He talked about his dream from earlier. "It was somewhat weird. I dreamed that I was eight years old again and at home my parents. At first it was peaceful and like any other day. However, I had done something that was not pleasing to my father and he started to beat me. He had beat me hard and long. Almost none stop and felt like forever. I remember in the dream feeling hopeless and despair. However, in reality my father never have beat me before, or even layed a hand on me..

The doctor wrote down what I said and just nodded at first. "Maybe perhaps you were beaten at one time and it just a suppressed memory"

[/b] asked the Doctor to Phoenix. "No, I am pretty sure he never beat me. It was just a really weird dream." the doctor nodded and wrote in his book. The other spoke, but Phoenix didn't care about them or what they had to say. Once the meeting was over Phoenix went over and started to work on a puzzle. He took his time to do it. He was not very eager to do it and only did it to pass sometime. Lunch time came around, and he had eaten quickly.

Another meeting came up for everyone. The meetings was just about things to think about when he was going to bed. It all went one side of Phoenix ear to the other. Once it was over Phoenix walked to his bed and layed down. Ender quickly fallen asleep. His dream was more vivid and more odd than his last dream. This time in his dream had him hang upside down. While getting beat by a whip by his entire family. Phoenix could feel the whips slapping his back. Making cuts to his back. Every time he would cry out in pain. However, no sound came from his mouth.

Finally, when Phoenix awaken up. His back felt sore and his clear white sheets were covered in red stains. Red liquid fell from his back. Phoenix slowly walked to the door and fell at the entrance whiles fainting from the pain and lack of blood. One of the nurses quickly sees him and take him to the infirmly. As he had woken up he had bandages around his body and laying in a hospital bed. Not even sure what is going on. One of the doctors came into the room and examine him. "Ah I see you have woken up. Please, don't start injuring yourself. It just makes our work harder. However, how did you make those wounds onto yourself?

"I find it impossible for me to make such wounds since I was asleep," Phoenix replied. "Normally true, but there was no other person in the room. You were all alone. You could be doing it to yourself without knowing it." Phoenix found that impossible. He wasn't sure what was going on, but he knew he had to make it out when possible. Once the doctor had gotten done checking him out and left. Ender started to work on removing that seal. He had to try to focus his own energy over the seal .

While impossible for his level to do right away. He has to do over time to over strain it. Once he focus it so much he made himself tired and fallen asleep again. The dream was similar to his last one. Hanging upside down whiles getting whipped. However, his family faces were that of clown's. Every single one of them laughed at him. One of them spoke this time. "You know pumpkin, this isn't so much if you don't laugh back," said the clown. However, it was his own voice that said and Phoenix had woken up. The pain from the dream wasn't there, but the pain from before. However, this time he had woke to a new room.

Having no bed and in a straightjacket. Not sure what going on. Phoenix stood up and went to the door. "What is going on?! Why am I in here in this jacket," Phoenix scream at the top of his voice. He was no longer playing along. He was ready to leave, now. "Shut up, like we would do that after you took one of the patients and whipped him repeatedly." said the man on the other side of the door. Most likely the guard. However, what he said he had never done that. However, in his dream this happen but to himself. Phoenix leans back against the wall. Already given up trying to talk to the guard.

"Damn commoners. I don't what kind of game your playing, but I get release you'll gonna pay," Ender mutter under his breath. His hatred for commoners grew. Thinking they can do this to a noble was sickening. Ender focus onto the seal again. However, he looked up and saw himself that was transparent. He had a green gangster outfit and green hair. His grinning face was much darker than his usual grin. "lamp chop, you're going to have to try a little harder to get my loving attention." Phoenix was not sure what he had met however he closed his eyes and kept his focusing on the seal.

However, when his eyes closed he kept hearing laughter from the transparent clown. It laughed in his own voice. When Phoenix opened his eyes he discovers he was the one laughing. Outside the room, he could hear some people talking. Ender, bitten his lower lip until bleed so he could hear what they were saying. "I see, so the dream mage spells finally made him crack. After getting so many shark fangs manage to escape we'll won't let this one leave". These was all the mutters he could before bursting into laughter again.

However, that was all he needed to hear. The transparent, himself disappear and could feel himself changing. As if his brain so was twisted so much that it broke. "Looks like I have to give this Dream Mage a little visit. We'll have a cup of coffee with coffee cakes. Go to the movies, and then go to my place where I can tie he, or she up to the bed whiles I repeatedly stroke my knives into her. IT BE THE BEST DATE EVER," he scream. He focuses more onto the seal until he felt it burning his skin. He kept focusing until he saw smoke whiles ignoring the pain. Finally, he felt stop burning and his powers returning to him.

While he could leave any time now, but he wanted to see this dream mage. The burning pains on his back where the seal was placed. Was a really bad place for them to put it. With those dreams that caused him actually to get the wounds. He rested his back against the door and waited for the right time to make his move. Wishing he had a nice steak to place on his back. Now to numb down the pain, but to cook it after seal burning him. He could go for a nice meal. "Hey guard, can I get some steak in here or something? Maybe a glass of water too if you would be so kind" said Phoenix to the guard.

If it shuts you up," he replied as slow footsteps that disappear soon afterwards. Phoenix caused spikes to rip through straight jacket and allow Phoenix to pull it over his head. He was already bored to wait it out and he wanted to leave. I am going to miss the food here, Phoenix thought to himself as he started whistle. Whistling something completely random. He moved to the side of the door as he waited. The door slowly opened up and at first didn't see Phoenix, but the caught on the floor that had holes into it. Phoenix grabbed him from behind and knocked him onto the floor. He looked down and grabbed a monkey wrench that was on him.

While not sure why he had it onto him, but he didn't care or put too much thought into it. "Sorry about that, but I was really hungry and you made me wait way too long. You practically made me starve for waiting." Phoenix put his knee into his chest and first smacked the guard with the monkey wrench to daze him. The follow by grabbing a tooth out of his mouth and pulling it out. He screamed very loud. Phone grabbed the door and used his power to the turn into a living being. To keep any one from opening it up. Not surprisingly, people did come over and tried to open it.

"Now, where was I? Oh yes. I was making you feel the pain that I felt in my stomach" Phoenix said to the guard laying onto the floor. He holds his mouth and blood was all over the floor. Phoenix forced his hand to be out of the way and grabbed another tooth. This time, he shatters the tooth. "Oops, sorry about that. You better go to the doctor to get that fixed." After shattering a few teeth and pulling the others out. Phoenix walked over to the door and gotten ready to fight his way out.

"Please go to the dentist for those shatter teeth. It looks painful from here. Remember, brush your teeth after every mean and don't forget to floss your teeth,"Phoenix screamed while laughing. Phoenix put his hand onto the door and turn back to him one more time. "May the floss be with you!" With that said the door swing and allow the guards to fall on the ground. Phoenix pulled a bone out of a chain sword cut them apart. Limbs scatter all over the room. "You guys got to teach me how you stretch your body out like that," said Phoenix whiles laughing.

Phoenix left the and started to open all the inmates from their cells. The patients ran around wild and caused a giant riot whiles Ender laughs. Phoenix walked passed a closet, but he heard someone crying. Phoenix took his fist and broke a hole to the door. He peek inside and saw one of the doctors. "HERE'S JOHNNY! Well, Phoenix but what the hell, AHAHAHAHA!"[/B]. The man coward in feared. Phoenix grabbed the man could fee something from him. "This smell! It smells like dead fish, an old lady, and a dead bird with a scent of heaven! You're a mage!" The just coward in more fear and nodded.

"Oh! The only Mage's in this town is people from Shark Fang! Come to break out Mr .E because he was taking too long? What your powers," asked Phoenix to the man. "I deal with dreams.." he barely peek out. Ender grin grew twice in size and much darker. Phoenix grabbed his chain sword slice him pieces like he had done earlier. Blood scatter the halls with his blood. Body pieces all over the place. "Well, I would stick around for the party, but I must be going. Little Shinzu must be worried about me so I better get home and make sure he sits on those Whoopi cushions." With that, Phoenix jumped out of the window from the second floor and ran off and out of the area.
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[nova]

--Approved--
+300 jewels
+40 exp